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		<title>Pockets</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Dec 2017 14:30:09 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Pockets are very important. Low how careless the universe its &#8211; it dropped the sun again.]]></description>
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<p class="has-drop-cap wp-block-paragraph">Pockets are very important. Low how careless the universe its &#8211; it dropped the sun again.</p>



<figure class="wp-block-image"><a href="https://thelaureltree.net/2017/12/09/pockets/attachment/1665384684424940589/"><img fetchpriority="high" decoding="async" width="300" height="300" data-attachment-id="1618" data-permalink="https://thelaureltree.net/2017/12/09/pockets/attachment/1665384684424940589/" data-orig-file="https://thelaureltree.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/1665384684424940589.jpg" data-orig-size="1080,1080" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="Pockets" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="&lt;p&gt;I love sunsets&lt;/p&gt;
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		<title>&#8220;Sunbathing&#8221;</title>
		<link>https://thelaureltree.net/2017/12/03/sunbathing/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[addie]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Dec 2017 14:30:50 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[The sun clung to the treeand cast its shadows out.What a beautiful exorcism.]]></description>
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<p class="wp-block-paragraph">The sun clung to the tree<br>and cast its shadows out.<br>What a beautiful exorcism.</p>



<figure class="wp-block-image"><a href="https://thelaureltree.net/2017/12/03/sunbathing/attachment/1661072327561339215/"><img decoding="async" width="300" height="300" data-attachment-id="1596" data-permalink="https://thelaureltree.net/2017/12/03/sunbathing/attachment/1661072327561339215/" data-orig-file="https://thelaureltree.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/1661072327561339215.jpg" data-orig-size="1080,1080" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="Sunbathing" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://thelaureltree.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/1661072327561339215-1024x1024.jpg" src="https://thelaureltree.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/1661072327561339215-300x300.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-1596" srcset="https://thelaureltree.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/1661072327561339215-300x300.jpg 300w, https://thelaureltree.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/1661072327561339215-150x150.jpg 150w, https://thelaureltree.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/1661072327561339215-768x768.jpg 768w, https://thelaureltree.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/1661072327561339215-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https://thelaureltree.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/1661072327561339215.jpg 1080w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" /></a><figcaption>On my ride home from work in the evenings, I would see this tree, this scene. It’s beautiful, isn’t it &#8211; this conjunction of tree and sunset.</figcaption></figure>
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		<title>&#8220;Raining&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Dec 2017 14:30:23 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[one-liners]]></category>
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					<description><![CDATA[If the sun exorcises the tree bycasting out its shadows, thenthe rain&#8217;s way is to torch it ina cold misty blaze.]]></description>
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<p class="wp-block-paragraph">If the sun exorcises the tree by<br>casting out its shadows, then<br>the rain&#8217;s way is to torch it in<br>a cold misty blaze.</p>



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		<title>red ink</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Oct 2013 17:40:33 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[dark one-liners]]></category>
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					<description><![CDATA[she stabbed a pen through her eye and felt better, for at least that was a hole she could understand, punched in the frustrating sieve of her mind. and that red pen bled over reams of paper in pretty scarlet scrawls. one eye was all she could afford so she stabbed her thigh, to ensure the ink would never run dry.]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>she stabbed a pen through her eye and felt better, for at least that was a hole she could understand, punched in the frustrating sieve of her mind. and that red pen bled over reams of paper in pretty scarlet scrawls. one eye was all she could afford so she stabbed her thigh, to ensure the ink would never run dry.</p>
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		<title>a vampire&#8217;s mind</title>
		<link>https://thelaureltree.net/2012/12/27/a-vampires-mind/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Dec 2012 20:53:09 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[i ram the sun back into the throat of dawn till it chokes and passes out. over, and over, and over again. for some of us, when the day passes into night, we may never see another morning. &#160;]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i ram the sun back into the throat of dawn till it chokes and passes out. over, and over, and over again.</p>
<p>for some of us, when the day passes into night, we may never see another morning.</p>
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		<title>circular logic</title>
		<link>https://thelaureltree.net/2012/03/04/circular-logic/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Mar 2012 19:47:19 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[teabags in hot water, washing machines, bicycles. a few cycles, and the flavour is gone, the load over, the destination reached. so live harder. before your cycle is over.]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>teabags in hot water, washing machines, bicycles.<br />
a few cycles, and the flavour is gone, the load over, the destination reached.</p>
<p>so live harder. before your cycle is over.</p>
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		<title>monsters in my backpack</title>
		<link>https://thelaureltree.net/2012/01/10/monsters-in-my-backpack/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2012 19:43:02 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[there&#8217;s a kind of desperation in the air, and it has moulded itself to my back, like a backpack of doom.]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>there&#8217;s a kind of desperation in the air, and it has moulded itself to my back, like a backpack of doom.</p>
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		<title>be a &#8216;hopeless&#8217; romantic</title>
		<link>https://thelaureltree.net/2012/01/09/be-a-hopeless-romantic/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Jan 2012 18:58:47 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[they say romantics are hopeless, but it is the surfeit of arrogance that leads to the forfeit of dreams. without idealists, what are we?]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>they say romantics are hopeless, but it is the surfeit of arrogance that leads to the forfeit of dreams. without idealists, what are we?</p>
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		<title>hungry bird</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Oct 2011 21:55:58 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[so the bird pecked at the girl till she bled, and the pain distracted her from mortal troubles.]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>so the bird pecked at the girl till she bled, and the pain distracted her from mortal troubles.</p>
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		<title>on not clicking with colleagues</title>
		<link>https://thelaureltree.net/2011/05/05/on-not-clicking-with-colleagues/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 May 2011 02:55:51 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[being unable to talk crap must be considered one of the worst ways to die in civilised societies. add to that being unable to just talk.]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>being unable to talk crap must be considered one of the worst ways to die in civilised societies. add to that being unable to just<em> talk</em>.</p>
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